stories&nuggets

BAYRON: a noun (name of person) Meaning: Sweet and Kind. Romantic. My supposed drug dealer 30-day boyfriend But Love happened Symptoms; Constant desire for my company Continuous request for an opportunity to impregnate me immediately Offer to take me to meet his family Narration of his life story On my part I liked him a little more than a bit Reasons; He is sarcasm personified He likes them natural Humble to the core, or so I think Exposed My problem however with the situationship; He wants to live a fairytale life with me Too bad my life is too serious for tales It’s a week today but seems like the last of our 30 day journey I can’t continue because I don’t want to hurt him, I’m nice like that He is really deep in, waist-deep to be precise I don’t know if I’m the sweetest girl on earth or people like him never really met girls like me I did learn a lesson or two and these seven days have been a bitter-sweet-sour mix, which I don’t reg...

It usually irks me whenever I see or hear the “God When” phrase. What are you God whening for? Do you know what those people did, endured, sacrificed, to get there? Would you be ready to do the same? Or you would rather keep asking God when your package will fall on your lap? Ordinary to walk on the road with a smile, you cannot. And you want wife. SMH This used to be me but yesterday, how art the mighty fallen; I was the one using the phrase endlessly. So my friends and I were driving to a spot to chill when the gist started on how God has been moving on their behalves. Let’s call my friends Precious and Enigma We all didn’t have cash and were thinking of a POS spot so we don’t go through the huddles of going to an ATM that night when Enigma mentioned that she came out with her Bobo’s ATM CARD and not hers because Bobo said you can use the money inside. Enigma asked how much, Bobo said any amount but don’t just finish it. Ah! We were in shock and asked her the secr...

Firstofust, let’s talk about why you need that trip. The bible says meat is made for the body not vice versa. What does this mean? You are not here to serve life but here for life to serve you so stop working like a donkey and take that relaxation trip already. “drops mic” “Picks mic back up” For those that really truly want to vacation this year, here’s how First off, are you going alone or with your crew? Go alone if you don’t have crew. If you have crew, hope it’s the crew that you can be yourself with and not the one that y’all are struggling to impress the other. Secondly, what are your incomes like? Don’t go and cut your neck or do unscrupulous things because you must travel to Santorini Island this year. Advice for free; don’t save more than 20% of your monthly income for this proposed trip. Based on the above, choose a destination Let’s assume we are choosing Cape Verde, since that’s the trending vacation spot and it doesn’t require a visa to visit. Give...